Rules of the Forum. Please read before posting.

The moderators of this forum will try hard to edit or remove any reprehensible messages as soon as possible. However, you can’t please all of the people all of the time and there may be times when such a post will slip through the net. In this instance, please report the post using the 'Report Button' found on the far right side after the edit button. All posts on this site represent the views and opinions of the author, not the moderators or webmaster. Yes these people are the big chiefs on here but they are fully aware you have a brain and will not be held responsible for what said brain comes up with.

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We don’t have many rules on here and we prefer you exercise common-sense. However, the following are definite no-no’s. Please follow these rules as failure to do so will mean you get a good kicking from the moderators, removal of your post and possibly a ban from this site:
• Personal insults, aggressive, slanderous and threatening behaviour will not be tolerated.
• Any message that contravenes French, British, Canadian or American law is not allowed
• Messages that encourage illegal practices (taking drugs, evoking racial hatred etc) will result in a ban from here and, in extreme cases, a report to your local law enforcement agency
• You may post information from other sites. However, please ensure you have permission to do so from the original author and reference them
• Do not repeat yourself. Nobody needs to hear it. It’s desperate, needy and boring.
• SMS/text speak is banned. Nobody cares if ‘u lyk 2 go sk8ing’or if ‘u hv g2g l8r’. The majority of us don’t speak this language. It does not make you look clever; it just makes you look like an idiot, and it's a pain to read. So when you post on here, whip out the proper grammar, por favor.

A record of your ISP address is kept in our archives and it will be passed to the relevant authorities if this is deemed necessary. It also means that if you are banned from this site; don’t try re-registering under a different name. We aren’t stupid and you will be caught!
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•You acknowledged that you have fully read and understood these rules
• You commited yourself to respect these rules
• You granted the moderators of this site permission to move, edit or delete any post that does not conform to the rules of this site

From time to time we know that everyone likes a good rant and that it's tempting to swear when doing so. We don't mind the occasional slip up but please remember that swearing every couple of words isn't big and it certainly isn't clever! Bear this in mind and try not to swear.
However, if you really MUST let loose with the language then please put it in a spoiler with a warning. That way any young members (or anyone at work!) will know that they open the spoiler at their own peril .
If you can't string a sentence together without swearing then you really shouldn't be allowed out of the house alone and you certainly shouldn't be allowed on the internet.

The rules may be changed to reflect certain circumstances but you will be informed of any such changes in advance. If you have any questions concerning the terms of this site or anything else on the site then please contact one of our moderators who will be happy to help out. Please keep such questions relevant to the site. We don’t want to have to explain things like ‘Where does Swiss-cheese/Father Christmas/babies come from?’

There will be no hacking, cracking, stealing, illegally downloading, copying, pasting, pinching or any other method of pirating games on this site.
People work hard on these things and, no matter how much you want to stick it to 'the man', you aren't doing it on here. You have no right to steal someones work in this manner so don't try it on here

Got it? No Trolls allowed. No flaming. Spaming won't earn you any points here.