What D&D Character are you?

Bards can't be paladins, they have to be neutral.

Let's assume he was a bard, had an alignment switch to good and became a no-good doo-goody two shoes Paladin. Of course he cannot advance as a bard anymore, but that's his "edge".

Or forget about him being a pally. Goody two shoes doesn't necessarily mean being a pally. You can have LG fighters without any paladin abilities.

I suppose we could make a Cleric. A favored soul that channels some of the biggest amounts of sillyness ever seen.

TON, that's the best definition of what a Cleric is supposed to be!

You know what would be really cool? To make our own soundsets for the BSS party. That would be awesome.

Hmm, intriguine idea, Cara. I'd certainly do my own with pleasure. VA has turned to be much more interesting than I thought in the first place. As for the Tri-Cactus, a Cleric of the Sillyness domain, that fits him alright.

Tri should be able to find some clever retort. Hopefully, that is if he gets back.

You know what, the idea of playing a BSS party sounds like loads of fun. The only problem would be to take the time to write about it. That's time consuming.

Well, I just did that one again and it looks like I've changed over the last few months!

Spoiler:

This thread bumped out of the dead made me go through it again, and I must say, I still like Brother Cara's idea of voicing our own chars for a BG1/2/IWD1/2 run.
I happen to have a 3-day weekend (work wanted be to come in early after working an evening shift, but man, fuck that), so I think I'll give it a go, I believe I have my old MP3 player somewhere, I'll see about digging it up.
I'm actually looking forward to doing this.
Still a Barbarian/Rogue, BTW.

We would have to write lines and things for it but I'm up for it

I don't mind some thread necromancy when it is useful or relevant. Some threads have a long shelf life.

By the way I've created a new thread for the IWD2 Belle Sakura Saloon themed party.

EDIT: I've redone the test and the result is a bit different (only one point away from being True Neutral)!

Spoiler:

This could be an interesting character.

EDIT2: I've done the test again and got another result....

Spoiler:

I seem to be getting True Neutral followed closely by Neutral Good and I get the Human result with Half Orc being a runner up (a little behind though).

The main class is definitely Wizard, either pure class or with levels as Barbarian or Druid. When considering detailed results it seems Rogue isn't far behind despite the fact it never showed up in the results so far.

Decided to revisit this one for a few laughs...

WTF????

Chaotic Evil Human Druid/Sorcerer (3rd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 15
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 17
Charisma- 12

I never took this test so here goes.

You Are A:


Neutral Good Human Sorcerer (9th Level)



Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 11

Alignment:
Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment when it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Sorcerers- Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.

I've decided to take it one more time too and here I am with yet another result...

Neutral Good Human Paladin/Wizard (3rd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 14
Dexterity- 15
Constitution- 10
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 15
Charisma- 12

The wizard thing is always there but the paladin stuff seems a bit weird considering the answers I gave (rogue wasn't far behind).

I did it for the first time too.

Lawful Good Human Bard (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 16
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 15
Charisma- 13

Aw no! I'm not lawful good! Never!! I'm neutral good... :*( I hate lawful good characters.

Cara, you are turning into a D*D Palladin?  Say it isn't so.

Trip, lawful good but at least abard. What happened to our renegades? As they grow older be they becoming too good?

Nakia the Rogue wrote:

Cara, you are turning into a D*D Palladin?  Say it isn't so.

Test says Neutral Good (and two points away from Chaotic Neutral) so definitely not Lawful.

You're lucky. I got stuck with Lawful.

Heh, I tried it too:

Chaotic Evil Half-Orc Bard (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 14
Dexterity- 11
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 17
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 16

1. There is no way in Hell my CHA is that high. I mean, per analogiam, Eldoth had the same stat and he could bullshit his way through anything - a skill I, alas, lack.

2. Then again, that's a minor complaint with being a half-orc in the picture. I guess I'll just get a golden inlay for the tusks in hopes that the bling distracts people from the hair on my chest.

Rune wrote:

I guess I'll just get a golden inlay for the tusks in hopes that the bling distracts people from the hair on my chest.

Yes! Hairy amazons for the win!

Tri's dream just came true.

Well, to be fair, my dream of beautiful hairy amazons don't include tusked orcs, but they do wonders in plastic surgery these days.

Tusks good. Tusks good fighting enemy when weapon shatters. Iron bad. Tusks not poisoned by little yipping kobolds. Iron bad. Tusks forever.

When shadows cross my path and dreary thoughts steal into my mind I come to BSS.
I think this is a record day because every where I look I burst out laughing. HMMM I think Rune is just what this Board needed.

Couldn't agree more.