Writers needed for the Voice Actors Ranch

Me and a friend used to write and perform comedy scripts.


She was the funny one

Great another script writer. Check out my boot camp sargeant. Jez wrote that script. She loves to do a comic twist to things.

So start writing, Silvery. Keep it short no more than a min and half. Jez has done longer ones but people have short attention spans it seems.

Our shortest was about 10 minutes. I have a huge stocl of one-liners we used to use to pad things out and a few stock scenes that always went down well so if you need anything like that then let me know

Silvery, post some of your stuff in the make them laugh thread. Lr ud hrst yhrm, plrsdr.

I'll have to dig it all out. Think I have something I can whack up there though

Silvery wrote:

I'll have to dig it all out. Think I have something I can whack up there though

So whack away. Post it in the Make them laugh thread and we'll have ahear.

NEW Genie up soon! I play world of warcraft and my guild master is in LOVE with the lady and genie sketch. SO much so that he asked me to make another one. He will be the victim this time and boy does the genie have a doozy for him.
i will have the script in a few days and i hope to have it finished soon.

i would like to have some small sketches for the people here to do as well. maybe people can suggest things? it can be a small one liner everyone can do or a small "play". you do not have to know how to VA to join as well. hmm... i am starting to think that this post might not be good here... do we have a VA idea section?

Not really but I don't think we should add another forum. Maybe add idea to the Help forum? I stuck Silvery's in there. We could split the comments off from the OP and move them to their own thread.

However, jez, you are in charge of the Voice Acting and you should do what you think is right.

well i put this here because this will be the writing, VA item section.i will leave it here for now i think. i might add to the help forum with a idea section for VA and stories.. as you can see i am not very good at this XD
i need to make some tea before i think of anything else.

jez, you are good. We are all learning. Fortunately we have the power to delete, move, edit our mistakes. We also don't need to rush things.

I just got another idea. Why not use the "From Zan Grey's Desk" for writing ideas.? Maybe have a sub-forum for that? Make the writers' area a useful part as well as a fun area. What do you think of that?

i totally forgot that was what that area was for. the writing. this area is for the va ( sub -forum) thank you for reminding me.

You are welcome. That is what executive Assistants are for; reminding you of things you know but have forgotten. Other jobs too.

I just caught on to this one. We have a pet kitty named sakura.

OH!! a cat!! soo cute! the cat can own all the bad cowboy mice that try to come in and take our cheese!

Nakia the Rogue wrote:

I just caught on to this one. We have a pet kitty named sakura.

I'm glad you both like Sakura!

Carabas wrote:

Nakia the Rogue wrote:

I just caught on to this one. We have a pet kitty named sakura.

I'm glad you both like Sakura!

every VA/game/writing saloon needs a cat XD she(?) is wonderful!

for me I did a split and move without messing up. /me pats self on back.

I hope Sakura hates red dragons and will claw their eyes out on sight.

Type O Negative wrote:

I hope Sakura hates red dragons and will claw their eyes out on sight.

You mean pink drakes? Just let it go friend, no need to dwell on all that bullshit. It's not worth your time.

Sakura may not look fierce but appearances can be deceiving.

Don't worry, ToN, sakura will protect you. You are safe here. As Cara says relax and enjoy yourself. Help us think up some good scripts for the voice actors or ideas for mods or just do your own creative work. Maybe you could come up with a tale of how the white cat destroyed the pink drake. Thus mayhap getting rid of some of your anger.

I have my hands full ATM with my History of Ultraviolence... a work that began as a something to kill time that grew into a gigantic monster of a tale. The plotline still has holes, and the matches haven't been written yet. I am pitching ideas for a new work when I am done penning the History of Ultraviolence, too. And I can take care of the drakes myself... the best dagger is the unseen one.